Pick up lines at the Young Man's Christian Association

1. Hey, you using those? (Referring to the 30 lb weights on the rack, while I'm several feet away actively using a pair of 15 lb-ers.)
2. Hey, you a cyclist? (As I am on the spin machine with an Ironman hat, bicycle shorts, bicycle shoes, a bicycle jersey, reading Bicycling Magazine.)
3. Hey, haven't seen you around lately! (I have never seen this person in my life before ever.)
4. You should bend your knees.
5. You know this song? (As I am mouthing every lyric.)
6. Mind if I use this? (Referring to a machine roughly ten machines away from me.)