Bears- #1

My favorite are the two longsleeve shirts at the bottom corners because they are the most direct and to the point.

Pick up lines at the Young Man's Christian Association

1. Hey, you using those? (Referring to the 30 lb weights on the rack, while I'm several feet away actively using a pair of 15 lb-ers.)
2. Hey, you a cyclist? (As I am on the spin machine with an Ironman hat, bicycle shorts, bicycle shoes, a bicycle jersey, reading Bicycling Magazine.)
3. Hey, haven't seen you around lately! (I have never seen this person in my life before ever.)
4. You should bend your knees.
5. You know this song? (As I am mouthing every lyric.)
6. Mind if I use this? (Referring to a machine roughly ten machines away from me.)

Mouth full of carmel

Ben and Jerrys will a carmelcore.
ps-just shaved all that hair off- It made me look too attractive.

What do YOU do with YOUR spare time?

Can't beat it.

It should be Beavers, but those darn cavemen crack me up.

I saw a terrific show on the habits of beaver families which included a camera inside of the den. Beavers like to pat their own bellies and coat their entire bodies with an oil secreted from their butts or something. They are fun.

Hansel and Gretel

. . .

Get it?

TV channels

I have downgraded to network TV, dumping cable, but added the NFL network. Who ever thought that utopia would cost under $20 a month.

"but I bought marge this vhs of the NHLs greatest bloopers." or something

Mikes house

opening day

Snowballs

I got several inches over the weekend.
Looks as if Amy got several feet and right now, monday morning 10:25 CST, it looks as if she is getting dumped on.

Hope you can run in snow shoes!

Better with Bacon

My new favorite trick -- paste this URL in front of the URL for any web site you want: "http://bacolicio.us/"

For example:
http://bacolicio.us/http://www.vegan.org/about_veganism/index.html
http://bacolicio.us/http://www.thecupboulder.com/
http://bacolicio.us/http://ironman.com/
http://bacolicio.us/http://www.telenet.net/~martinv/
http://bacolicio.us/http://www.theolebarn.com/

Hours of fun ...

Super Bowel

Get it? Bowel? Ahh, you'll catch on.

Good work getting to Showass Mountain siblings. Did you go up to town and look for shaun white? I would have. Did Jon hit rails on his teles? Did Erik buy a steak at lunch? Did Amy have designer goggles?

FYI mike checks the computer once or twice a week until he can pay geeksquad for his computer back.

go fuck yourself
mvt

Call me radical

I am tres excited for January 20th. I'll be toasting to the forthcoming eight years being proud, rather than embarrassed and enraged by our pres.

Still, I have trouble with inaugurations.





Obama's celebration will cost roughly $50 million in air-polluting fireworks, performers, anti-terrorist efforts, etc.


Can we just get Yo Yo Ma





and The Boss to play and call it a day?




Then, we could, you know, create some jobs, feed several African villages and chip away at ye old national debt.

Just a thought.

Love, Amy VT

For the dock at Hukweem?