"My bike has wings.""No, I don't eat beef unless I've killed the cow myself."
"I have created a Saxakeytarphone. It runs on steam and good thoughts."
"I can drink a gallon of water up through my butt."
"No dude, babies are bacteria machines." "This all sounds like a bad idea."
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You didn't know that thoughts are rocks?
"We're actually not cousins because 'cousins' is a social construct."
"No, dude, that crewneck windshirt is SSAHHCCKKK!"
"Isn't that just like the part in 'Paradise Lost' when Milton..."
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