Monday, April 28, 2008

Derby champion not getting laid

Lo and behold, "stallions" do not, in fact, always lay a shitload of pipe. Check out the recent article in the NYTimes discussing the vagaries of the 9 year-old (what were you doing in 3rd grade?) equine ejaculation (that's right, only once in the presence of a lady since 2006; bachelors, take note).

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/28/sports/othersports/28emblem.html?_r=1&ref=sports&oref=slogin


P.S. Jon sucks Guatemalan scrotum (in case any attribution scholars are out there)

3 comments:

JVT said...

Im the only one that got hit? whats the deal?

AmyVT said...

Yeah... not so sure. I think wine was informing my decision-making and Guatemalan scrotum seemed particularly apropos.

JVT said...

I like it,
I'm always ready for
some good and absurd
derision.